samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

cinnibunny:

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

I have lost things you will never understand!

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

sassy-gay-nic-cage:

shaaylayy:

teastainedcpt:

that is some sass there

sass master.

lord of all time and sass.

Ten, your nine is showing.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Memes

∟8 Running Gags

• Rachel’s ‘NOOOOOOO!’
• Monica’s ‘I KNOW!’
• Phoebe’s ‘Regina Phalange’
• Joey’s ‘How you doin’!’
• Chandler’s weird emphasis on words
• Ross’s depressing ‘Hi’
• Gunther’s love for Rachel
• Janice’s ‘OH! MY! GOD!’

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire

So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi